Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? Because she always ran away from the ball My favorite joke since I was little
I made a model aircraft.
I made a model aircraft. I wanted it to be an unpainted smooth finish wooden aircraft. So I made a plain planed plane plane.
What's a pirates favorite letter?
What’s a pirates favorite letter? You think it’s the “R” but it’s really the “C”. Happy talk like a pirate day!
Why did the skeleton not attend prom?
Why did the skeleton not attend prom? He had no body to go with.
Why did peanut butter flop at the talent show?
Why did peanut butter flop at the talent show? He didn’t have the right jam.
I went to a shredded cheese convention the other day.
I went to a shredded cheese convention the other day… it was grate
What do you call an animal that goes through your trash and tells great stories?
What do you call an animal that goes through your trash and tells great stories? A raccoonteur.
What has six eyes but cannot see?
What has six eyes but cannot see? Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath
why was Pavlov's hair so soft?
why was Pavlov’s hair so soft? classical conditioning.
Today, the doctor told me that the bottom of my heart has stopped functioning.
Today, the doctor told me that the bottom of my heart has stopped functioning. My girlfriend will be disappointed; that’s the part I loved her from.